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Richmond certainly did not want Lol to cease existing, but he needed a promotion to be normal. His brain worked overtime trying to work out the problem. Suddenly he gave a shudder and crashed to the floor.
"Richmond! Are you alright?!" Lol fell to her knees beside him.
"I think another universe just came into being..." he mumbled.
"What do you mean?" asked the confused Lol.
"I mean that another universe just came into existance, and in that universe, I went to get the promotion, and in this universe..." he paused and blinked, "and in this universe, I didn't." he reached down into the pocket of his grey suit and pulled out a set of makeup. He turned around, hiding his face for a second, and then turned back, entirely transformed into gothic Richmond.
"I feel sooooo much better!" he said smiling for once.
"Anyway, I'm off back behind the red door." He motioned to leave, and then stopped. He turned and gazed at Lol with large black eyes, like an emo puppy.
"Bye bye Lol, I know you prefer Vince the Prince." he said saddly. Lol looked from the unconcouss Vince to Richmond.

Lol and Vince practically sprinted out of the office after Richmond. Lol knew in her mind what he was going to do. He was going to ask for a promotion. The words echoed around in Lol's head. If he did that, there would be no going back. The universe could change so drastically, herself and Vincey may cease to exist. And Lol couldn't leave her brothers alone, the cat would eat them. Lol ran as fast as she could, dodging all manner of office equipment randomly being thrown through the corridors. But then a monitor was thrown straight down the corridor, with a huge post-it that read "GET THE BLOODY I.T. GUYS TO FIX IT". It soared over Lol's head, and she let go a sigh of relief. But then she heard a great thud and a squeal of pain. She looked behind her, and Vince had been knocked out cold.
"Poor Vince. Why did he have to be taller than me?" Lol thought, but soldiered on, for there was a universe to save. She caught up with Richmond just about to get in to the lift to the main office.
"RICHMOND! DON'T DO IT!" Lol screamed, "If you ask for a promotion I might cease to exist!"
Richmond stood there, looking rather shocked. It was a true Eastenders moment.

Lol felt very sorry for Richmond, and leaving Vince to introduce himself to the IT guys she went through the red door.
She was in a room with four large black boxes, with red lights blinking on them. There were a couple of chairs, but apart from that the place was empty.
"Richmond?" asked Lol nervously. He dropped down from his hiding place on the ceiling.
"Go away." he said, keeping his back turned to her.
"Oh come on RichAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Richmond had finally turned around, and the sight that confronted Lol was an awful one indeed. His hair was short and blonde, his face-makeup free, and he wore an ordinary grey suit.
"What are you doing?" asked Lol incredulously.
"Well, since no-one likes me as a goth, I'm going to be normal, now excuse me." He went back out into the office, passed the sparkling Vince without a word and left.
"We've upset Richmond." said Lol to Vince.
"Who's that again?" he asked with a blank face.
"The goth."
"Oh right." Vince stared into no where for a second and then suddenly crumpled into a tiny ball. He stood up again wearing a hawain shirt, a pair of khaki shorts and awful shoes.
"Nooooooo! Richmond must have upset the dimesnsions of the universe! Him becoming normal means the rest of us have to change as well. My god, I look like Howard!" Vince started to cry and Lol just sat down and sighed.

"VINCE! DON'T GO INTO THE LIGHT!" Lol shouted, but it was too late. Vince may have been pretty cool for a dude from another dimension, but he was damn stupid. Lol and Vince landed in a pokey little office full of computers and wires, Richmond standing there applying more goth make up. Vince got up, brushing the dust off his silver platforms. Him and Richmond both tried to help Lol get up, but as a result both collided and fell over themselves. Lol rolled her eyes and got up herself, just as Richmond tripped over Vince's scarf and crashed into a filing cabinet. Lol wasn't sure if she liked both of them fighting over her. It would only be a matter of time before Vince became a goth again and Richmond was rolled in sequins and glitter. Lol was sure they'd both scream the house down. Moss came in through the door of the office, saw the three of them, muttered "Oh flip." and promptly tipped coffee down his shirt. Roy then crashed into Moss, sent Moss' coffee flying, and tipped chips and ketchup down his t shirt. The coffee then hit Richmond in the face, ruining his make up and making him look rather miserable. You could hear crickets, then Vince's small "Oh dear." cut through the air. Richmond stood there, covered in coffee, his face twitching like he was about to cry. Richmond stormed through the red door with out a word, slamming it violently behind him.
"I think you may have upset him." Moss muttered.

Reluctantly Richmond lead them around a corner of the very small zooniverse and into an enclsure that had previously been used by Bob Fossil for hiding his talk boxs.
"Here Bainbridge, come here boy!" said Richmond, holding a black lipstick in his hands. A snaffling, hunched over creature ran forward, snatched the lipstick and went to hide under a pile of Vince's old capes.
"You see, I got talking to him as he carried me off to perform his diabolical experiments, and I think I convinced him to become a goth." Richmond's face stayed as still as ever but he ratiated an auro of shame. Lol sighed.
"Well, he's probably fine like that for now. I quite like this universe..." she said randomly, admiring the shabby zooniverse.
"Stay here then" said Vince happily, passing her a tudor hat and playing his loot.
"What about Moss and Roy? I can't leave them." said Richmond nervously.
"Well, we can find a way to send you back. Got any idea's Vince?" Vince put down his instrument and had a think.
"Let's go see Naboo, I'm sure he's got some potions and lotions." ten minutes later they were sitting in Naboo's living room discussing the problem.
"I'll open up a portal for you." he said in his monotone drone of a voice.
"Hand me that wand please george." he said to a man in shaman's clothes sitting next to him.
"Is that your magical assistant?" asked Lol.
"No, he works in dixons." said Naboo, waving the wand. A bright spiralling passage apeared, and Richmond walked into it carefully.
"ooooooo, shiny!" said Vince happily, running through the portal.
"No!" shouted Lol, grabbing the back of Vince's leopard print leotard, but she was slowly being dragged into the closing portal after him...

Lol

Lol ran to where she heard Richmond's terrified screams, Vince following her closely and keeping an eye out for any sinister looking Henry hoovers. They found Richmond, covering away from a short man in a blue turban. Well, when I say man, I mean he looked about twelve but had a slight 'tache. Richmond saw Lol and thought he was saved.
"Help me! He's magic and colourful and sais something about sharks with knees!" Richmond screamed hysterically. Lol thought that by now, after all the evil Richmond had done, he looked rather pathetic. Vince, after changing his hat again (this time it was a whit cowboy hat with blue glitter around the edges) he waved at the short man and said
"Hey, Naboo. This fruit cake giving you trouble?" to which Naboo replied,
"Yeah, this questionably scary bloke came creeping round the corner and Bollo went to hide back at the shop. He was well spooked, Vince." Lol heard Naboo's questionably awesome accent and made a :3 face with out meaning to. "We were gonna go to the Piney Ridge Shamansbury's to get some more frogs, what you up to?" Vince then explained the whole story from the time that Lol and Richmond appeared in the middle of no where, and you've already read that bit, so we'll skip it. Naboo then said
"Vince, I know you're the golden child of neon and glitter, but my advice to you is to never trust girls from uvver dimensions. They steal your socks and eat all your smarties. And usually 'ave over protective goth stalkers, but it's that's very rare. Tell me if you need any hair products, Vince. My shaman hours are 9am 'til 10am now. I'm working double." Lol had stood there like a lemon yet again today. Naboo left, Richmond stopped looking for a corner to hide in, and Vince yet again changed his hat. Lol looked at Richmond, and then asked,
"Richmond, what happened to Bainbridge?" As soon as Lol asked he started looking shifty.
"Um...Well, it wasn't really my fault, you know..." his eyes darted around.
"Richmond, tell us. NOW."

And THIS is what happens when you put your hand in a photocopier and press "COPY"

XD

Lol thought about it for ages, trying to think through every possible way, but to no avail. She was about to give up, when a short but impressive looking man burst into the hut.
"I can help you!" said Dixon Bainbridge. Lol sighed with relief.
"How?" she asked.
"I will give you this magic potion, procured from the depths of India, when Vince drinks it he will be returned to normal!" Every sentence Bainbridge spoke was automatically ended with an exclamation mark.
"Marvellous!" said Lol enthusiatically.
"Aaaah, but in return, I want you to give me..........Richmond!" Lol shrugged.
"Fair enough, you can have him, he depresses everyone. Give me the potion then. Oh, and just out of interest, why do you want Richmond?"
"Never you mind!" snapped Bainbridge, before turning away and laughing maniacally.
"I can still here you." said Lol flatly.
"Oh." said Bainbridge, before leaving the potion on the leaf and chocolate table and leaving.
Lol ran to find Vince and fed him the magical potion, and he became glittery and sparkly and amazingly happy again.
"Hoorah!" cried Lol exstatically.
Suddenly there was a loud and surprisingly high pitched scream.
"What was that?" asked Lol, a little confused and scared.
"I think it was Richmond..." said Vince, who was in the middle of changing into a new hat.

For Richmond, this really had an undesired effect. Lol was so angry with him for hurting poor little Vincey, she snapped. She took a neon pink lipstick from Vince's pocket, and drew all over Richmond's black cloak with it. Richmond retreated to the jungle to ask Tommy Nooka the Cheese Priest for some Cillit Bang, whilst his black eye make up was ruined with his extra tragic tears reserved for when he had to sit through an episode of Glee. Lol tried to switch the hoover into reverse, but found no way to undo Richmonds slightly better advanced I.T. skills. Vince had started to weep uncontrollably when he looked into a mirror and it cracked, and Howard had buggered off somewhere to write his novel. Lol didn't know what on earth to do.

Richmond devised an evil plan, and with the help of his limited knowledge of IT, he created a machine...
Lol and Vince were now having some dinner in an odd little hut, while Vince made wind noises to distract Howard from writing a pointless novel about trumpets.
Richmond crept in through the door, holding his terrifying machine. Actually, it wasn't terifying, it was a modified henry hoover. He pointed the nosel towards the sparkling vince.
"MWHAHAHAAAA!" he shouted, as he turned it on. Vince began to quiver and shake, and all his sparkle and simpleton happiness began to drain away. Lol gasped and ran to turn off the machine, but it was too late. Vince had become an exact copy of Richmond. After hitting Richmond very hard over the head with a saxophone supplies by Howard, she tried to find the reverse switch on the henry hoover.

Lol XD

Lol stood there for a minute like a lemon, wondering what to do now, as Howard had started writing jazz poetry and Vince was looking at his reflection on the back of a spoon. Vince saw Lol and Richmond looking a little confused and out of place.
"You look a little down in the dumps. Do you want to borrow my glitter sombrero?" Lol took the sombrero gratefully from Vince, and then they all did the macarena, except Richmond, who was hiding in the corner, trying to work some evil I.T. goth voodoo on Vince for making his beloved Lol sparkle with colour. Yes, Richmond would make the shiny hair man pay.

Suddenly, out of the zooniverse immerged a ball of curly hair and violence. The man stood up to his full height (which wasn't very much) and glared at them. Lol noticed he was wearing a very ill-fitting blue romper suit.
"Get in here you russian hairy carpet men!" said the man, pulling them inside.
"Who are ..."
"Shut it long windy mover!" Lol noticed the little badge on the mans overalls. It read 'Bob Fossil' in childish crayon scribbles.
"Hey Mr Fossil, what's going down?" said a man with beautiful hair and a lovely sparkly jumpsuit, emerging from the panda enclosure, followed by a man who looked like he had no face.
"Oh banana pants, it's another one of me." said Richmondn sulkily.
The hitcher laughed maniacally, and strolled away to find some prostitutes to stab.
"This is all too confusing" muttered Lol, feeling like there was a french brick living in her brain.
"Anyway, nice to meet you..." she said, offering a hand to the one with the good hair.
"Vince, and nice to meet you." said the man.
"I'm Richmond." said Richmond shaking hands with Vince, it looked like one of those freaky paintings where you can't tell if it's two people or a vase.
"And I'm Howard." said the man with no face, but everyone ignored him.
"Anyway, enough chitty chatty, get to work!" shouted Bob Fossil, before pulling out a talk box and whispering 'I hate people'.

Lol, continued.

The Hitcher carried on laughing menacingly at Lol, and she became rather intimidated.
"Well, I think we got ourselves a couple of chaps who don't belong, 'ere." Richmond then put on what Lol thought must have been his "serious" face, and glared at the Hitcher in the same way he'd glare at a pair of neon pink leg warmers. The Hitcher stared at Richmond for quite a long time, looking rather confused.
"You, boy. I seen you in Top Shop yesterday, I swear by it. Ya wouldn't want to go from looking at shiny scarves yesterday to swimming with the fishes tomorrow, would you now?" the Hitcher laughed menacingly again, now with a shiny knife in his hand. Lol was very scared by now, and she could tell that there was no hope for her or Richmond if the scary polo eyed man decided to attack.
"I've never been to Top Shop in my life... Well, existance. Why do people always think I look like every one else?" Richmond asked Lol, looking rather upset. Lol didn't want to leave Richmond feeling sad, but she didn't want to be too nice either, because in all honesty Richmond was still being a bit creepy.
"Uuuummm. You must have a very fashionable face in the gothic subculture here." Lol muttered, still staring in fear at the Hitcher. The Hitcher looked impatient.
"Well, if you're not that feminine lookin' bloke I saw in Top Shop, you don't belong either. There's a place we have for people like you...." And in a puff of green smoke, Lol and Richmond were transported to the gates of somewhere that looked similar to a prison. The sign above the gates read "The Zooniverse".

Lol stood in the middle of a bustling, futuristic street. There were robots with handbags and personalities, although this did make them very depressed.
"Where am I?" asked Lol to a passing metal man.
"How should I know?" said the robot in a flat, monotone voice, before crying oil and dropping its handbag. As Lol bent down to retrieve the handbag, she saw the shiny black shoes of someone she recognised.
"Richmond!" she said shouting with joy at the sight of the familiar face.
"No, no, no, my name's not Richmond." said Richmond, looking nervously around him.
"Yes it is, you're Richmond the goth who crumbled into dust on my carpet, what are you doing here?"
"When I crumbled into dust, I actually was transported to this universe, and we need to escape before the vortex closes forever. There are scary people looking for us, so be quiet. This is my friend, Colin the Death, he can help us." Lol had wondered why there was a skeleton in a black cloak, but as he was standing beside Richmond it wasn't really a surprise.
"So how do we get out of here then?" asked Lol anxously. Richmond was about to answer when there was a terifying sound from behind them.
"Eels." said the Hitcher, greenly grinning like an evil peice of broccoli.

Lol K Plantpot

Then after thinking about it, Lol regretted putting Richmond's ashes in the bin. As a goth, she thought Richmond would like it if Lol kept his ashes in a matchbox on the mantlepiece of her fireplace made from Hama beads and hedge trimmings. Yes, he would like it there. Lmso had cried at the sudden loss of the goth, and Lmao had then poked him violently in the eye with a vodka lollipop. This resulted in much arguing and Lol had to cage Lmao before he could dent Lmso's perfect hair style. The cage, made of ugly clothes and scary-looking umbrellas, made Lmao cry, so Lol let him out on the condition that he washed the paper dishes for a week and let Lmso borrow his pocket hair dryer. As Lol went into the kitchen, she was so stressed she failed to notice the giant swirling vortex that had opened up on the floor, and was sent tumbling into a world of great hair, mocha moustaches and fruitcakes with beans on them.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! XD

The exciting adventures of Lol K. Plantpot

Lol ushered the fairies out and then mopped up the various spilled liquids made by the IT guys. Moss and Roy eventually left on the back of a small robot that Moss had adopted, but Richmond had vanished mysteriously. Lmao and Lmso went to look for him while Lol had a rest on in an old coat and sketch pad arm chair.
Lmao found Richmond hiding upside down in the basement, and brought him up for Lol to inspect. As Richmond stood between Lmao and Lmso, Lol noticed something very odd.
"You guys all look very similar..." she said, squinting at Richmond and then at the twins.
"Yes, it's because we're the same people from seperate dimentions." said Richmond, before screaming 'aaaa! I'm in direct sunlight!' and crumbling into a small pile of ashes. Lol sighed, and swept up the ashes. It had been an interesting, if very peculiar day.

The Fantastic and Random adventures of Lol K. Plantpot

Lol got board with watching the It guys trying to remove cheese sandwiches from the computer and wandered into her living room made of old videos and tennis rackets. She sat on the crayon and nail varnish sofa and went back to what she'd been doing yesterday- trying to remember what the K in her name stood for.
"Kim...Kelly...Katherine..." She pondered outloud, when there was a puff of magic rainbow sequins and knitting needles- three fairies had suddenly appeared.
"Who are you?" Asked Lol suspicously.
"We're Kim, Kelly and Katherine. You called?" Lol explained what had happened and offered to make the fairies a cup of tea.
"No thanks, you wouldn't happen to have any vodka would you?" said Kelly. Lol searched in a cupboard made of piano keys and newspaper articles about tramps.
"Yes, we have some bright green vodka." Lol poured the vodka into three cups and gave them to the fairies. Just then, the three guys from IT came in. The one called Moss fainted from seeing so many women all in one place, the irish one started to dribblele and the goth hid behind a baffled knome.

Lol K. Plantpot, continued continued...

As the goth was checking Lol's internet connection, she asked him,
"What took so long for IT to get here?" she asked, but made sure she was polite, as she didn't want another goth exploding infront of her today.
"Because Roy was worried about the soldering irons again... Fires are a bit of a problem..." He suddenly screamed, and fell to the floor.
"What's the matter? Are you alright?" Lol cried, horrified that he was going to burst into a pile of dust. He blinked rapidly and shouted,
"Nobody move!" every one stood stock still. The geek suddenly screamed,
"OH FLIP! There's a spider, isn't there? I feel like a moth, Roy! A MOTH IN A BATH!" The Irish one, obviously Roy, turned around from under Lol's computer desk made of pineapples.
"No, Moss. Richmond's milky contact lens is on the floor." Every one sighed in releif, as there would be no need for a moth ladder or a dust pan and brush to sweep up Richmond's ashes. Richmond looked worriedly around the floor for his contact lens, fretting that a slipper had eaten it. Lol saw the contact lens just left of the edge of her rug made from glitter glue and clothes pegs, and picked it up carefully. Richmond gratefully took the contact lens from her, and then chatted to Lol about Cradle of Filth and the blinking lights on the machines at work. Lmao and Lmso spent half an hour resting cups of coffee on Roy's back, and Moss seemed annoyed, as he couldn't check if they were his cups. After they had found out what the problem was (Lmao had been storing his cheese sandwiches in the back of the monitor.) they set to work putting it right again. Lol was starting to get a bit creeped out by Richmond, who told her many times again that she had a pretty skull.

The Adventures of the exciting Lol K. Plantpot.

IT took several hours to arrive, in the mean time Lmao and Lmso wrote and album, got stranded on a desert eyeland and were now both married to the same yeti. Lol however had just sat around eating bingo flavoured crisps. There was a very timid nock on the door. Lol answered it and three men, all completely freakily yummy, where standing on her lego porch.
"We're from IT" Said an irish one, walking into her home. The very nerdy looking one followed him, but the goth one simply said-
"You have a very pretty skull" and smiled in a dimwitted but lovely way.

The Adventures of Lol K. Plantpot, continued.

Lol wandered home to her house made from plasticine and lego. Her brothers, Lmao and Lmso were arguing in the kitchen. Lol didn't usually hear her brothers fighting, so went to see what in Bob's name was going on. Lmso was stuck to the plasticine ceiling, crying about the absence of his Root Booster hairspray and his copy of Cheekbone Magazine. Lmao was staring up at him, laughing as glitter and sequins fell from his mirrorball suit. Lmso then threw one of his platform shoes at him, which unfortunately hit Lol's computer. It squeaked like a windscreen wiper, and the many shells that had been glued onto it were cracking and crumbling off. It made noises that sounded like Pete Neon's new single, Electric Flamingo, and the words "PLEASE TRY TURNING OFF AND BACK ON AGAIN." came into view in neon green lettering. Lol then screamed urgently,
"SOMEBODY GET ON THE PHONE TO I.T! "

Note: Lmao and Lmso are, in my mind any way, like if Vince Noir was Thing 1 and Thing 2 from The Cat In The Hat. Minus the blue hair.

Hey! I want to show you guys this! 8D

WIN. I'm chuffed as beans, like.

Story, continued

Lol reached the shops and enetered the nearest door, only it turned out not to be a door, but the mouth of a rather large whale. The whale swallowed her, which was very bad as the whale's doctor had told him recently that he should chew his food otherwise he might die of an inflamed throat. Lol sat in the comfy stomach lining and sighed.
"Hello." Said a goth in a black cape with a slight german accent and a limp.
"Hello." Said Lol, but the goth cringed back in horror at the fact that someone had been to nice to him, and crumbled into a pile of bone and pencil sharpenings.
Lol ate her way out of the whale's stomach, which annoyed him.
"Oh How Rude!" Protested the whale, "And you killed my goth!"
Lol apologized and continued with her trip to the shops.

Heh. I just thought of this, it made me laugh.

Lol K. Plantpot was minding her own business, walking down the road with out a care in the world. She was going to the shops to get a jar of mustard, a new teapot and a copy of "I'm So Boring: Weekly". It wasn't really her fault when a giant cheese grater wearing a purple feather boa and turqouise heels pushed her into the path of a seven-legged rhinocerous, was it? She tripped over a hedgehog, too. It was lucky that hedgehog didn't sue for damages, she almost stood on his three wheel unicycle. The rhinocerous was very angry, but poor Lol could only apologise to him. He said,
"What? That's all I get? I think an apology is a bit off the mark, to be honest. I'm getting on to National Claims, you could have hurt my feet as I trampled you!" Lol sighed and carried on to the as yet un-named shops...

Weird... O.o

I had THE WEIRDEST DREAM yesterday...Well it started out as more of a nightmare, tbh. : / I dreamed that I was Kristen Stewart, and I was snogging Rob Pat's face off, and then I fell down the stairs and a dustbin wearing a pink cowboy with feathers in it ate me... I hope to hell it's not a sign...

Anyway...I had an alright day today...Went to Abercarn. Had a gossip about Twilight. Painted some stuff. The usual.

Oh, and it's official. I have a man crush on Laurence Rene. Purely because he's wonderful. :)

:P

I've been having fun watching Vampire Diaries and all that jazz. HmmmmDamonyumyumyum.... Anyway, guess where I'm going! KIGH IN NOVEMBER IN CARDIFF! :D I LOVE THEM SO MUCHY MUCH! <3

HEY! I'M BACK!

Yeah, I scrapped my old blog. It just had so many bugs and things wrong with it... I hope you like this new one, and I spent quite a bit of time decorating for you, so if you don't like it, :P

Links on piccies to all my favourite stuffs, like. Lolables such as Jess and Ross' video blogs, and some lushables and their songs to have a listen to. Hope you like it. If not, you're stuck with it. :)