Reluctantly Richmond lead them around a corner of the very small zooniverse and into an enclsure that had previously been used by Bob Fossil for hiding his talk boxs.
"Here Bainbridge, come here boy!" said Richmond, holding a black lipstick in his hands. A snaffling, hunched over creature ran forward, snatched the lipstick and went to hide under a pile of Vince's old capes.
"You see, I got talking to him as he carried me off to perform his diabolical experiments, and I think I convinced him to become a goth." Richmond's face stayed as still as ever but he ratiated an auro of shame. Lol sighed.
"Well, he's probably fine like that for now. I quite like this universe..." she said randomly, admiring the shabby zooniverse.
"Stay here then" said Vince happily, passing her a tudor hat and playing his loot.
"What about Moss and Roy? I can't leave them." said Richmond nervously.
"Well, we can find a way to send you back. Got any idea's Vince?" Vince put down his instrument and had a think.
"Let's go see Naboo, I'm sure he's got some potions and lotions." ten minutes later they were sitting in Naboo's living room discussing the problem.
"I'll open up a portal for you." he said in his monotone drone of a voice.
"Hand me that wand please george." he said to a man in shaman's clothes sitting next to him.
"Is that your magical assistant?" asked Lol.
"No, he works in dixons." said Naboo, waving the wand. A bright spiralling passage apeared, and Richmond walked into it carefully.
"ooooooo, shiny!" said Vince happily, running through the portal.
"No!" shouted Lol, grabbing the back of Vince's leopard print leotard, but she was slowly being dragged into the closing portal after him...
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