Lol wandered home to her house made from plasticine and lego. Her brothers, Lmao and Lmso were arguing in the kitchen. Lol didn't usually hear her brothers fighting, so went to see what in Bob's name was going on. Lmso was stuck to the plasticine ceiling, crying about the absence of his Root Booster hairspray and his copy of Cheekbone Magazine. Lmao was staring up at him, laughing as glitter and sequins fell from his mirrorball suit. Lmso then threw one of his platform shoes at him, which unfortunately hit Lol's computer. It squeaked like a windscreen wiper, and the many shells that had been glued onto it were cracking and crumbling off. It made noises that sounded like Pete Neon's new single, Electric Flamingo, and the words "PLEASE TRY TURNING OFF AND BACK ON AGAIN." came into view in neon green lettering. Lol then screamed urgently,
"SOMEBODY GET ON THE PHONE TO I.T! "
Note: Lmao and Lmso are, in my mind any way, like if Vince Noir was Thing 1 and Thing 2 from The Cat In The Hat. Minus the blue hair.
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