Lol K. Plantpot was minding her own business, walking down the road with out a care in the world. She was going to the shops to get a jar of mustard, a new teapot and a copy of "I'm So Boring: Weekly". It wasn't really her fault when a giant cheese grater wearing a purple feather boa and turqouise heels pushed her into the path of a seven-legged rhinocerous, was it? She tripped over a hedgehog, too. It was lucky that hedgehog didn't sue for damages, she almost stood on his three wheel unicycle. The rhinocerous was very angry, but poor Lol could only apologise to him. He said,
"What? That's all I get? I think an apology is a bit off the mark, to be honest. I'm getting on to National Claims, you could have hurt my feet as I trampled you!" Lol sighed and carried on to the as yet un-named shops...
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